The science testing corporation, Aperture Science has recently been reported of illegally testing humans without a license. Along with this, they have been promising a cake to any person who completes these test, however contradicting this statement by instead killing the subject. The reasons for these tests are still unknown, however there have been reports of new military supplies being used.
Gary Valve, local professional in all professions has been infuriated by this situation. "This is wrong. Aperture is promising cake and instead giving death. Maybe it would be okay if they admitted testers would be killed ahead of time, but lying about everyone's favorite dessert being given when completed is completely immoral."
If you have been a victim of not receiving cake or have been killed due to Aperture Science testing related accidents, please call this number for psychological help.
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sitting goose says ...
On Monday, Dec 15 at 8:28 PM
The fone number isn't working...